Education
Daycare 2008-2012
Pre-School 2012-2013
Kindergarten 2013-present
Research Interests
Paleontology: Dinosaurs of the Cretaceous, specifically the plant-eating, crest-whistling Parasaurolophus and all meat-eating Theropods generally.
Equestrianism: Riding horses, petting horses, feeding horses. Riding horses…
Ecology: The predator/prey relationship and the manner in which prey protect themselves from specific predators.
Physiology: Naming, recalling, and discussing human genitalia in daily conversation.
Architecture: Blocks and marble tracks
Publications
See, infra.
Awards
The Mama Thinks I Am Amazing 99% of the Time Kid of the Year 2008, 2009, 2010, Nominee 2011
Pushing The Mama’s Buttons Award, 2012, Q1 and Q2
Community Involvement
Being awesome and spreading the love.
Stealing toys from babies. Hey, no one is perfect.
Personal Interests
Being hilarious. Also, muffins.
kidlingville 
The way you have set your blog up is brilliant and highly entertaining!! The header pic is priceless!!
Shucks. Aren’t you a dear?! Thank you.
And I really can only take so much credit for the picture. I thought it was pretty cute before, but the WordPress banner crop made it kind of genius. Thanks for noticing…
Cheers!
Love your blog-and the picture of Alice! Priceless!
Thanks, Laurie! You can get each and every brilliant uttering emailed right to your inbox…
Congrats on your awards, Alice! I’ll bet the competition was fierce 🙂
🙂 As an only child, she’s got the market dominated.
Thank you for hopping over to my blog.
I noticed an interest in predator/prey relationships. We might have an overlap there (I harbour an intense interest in tigers). Palentology, ecology and architecture is an eclectic mix. Delighted to have connected through the goodness of Le Clown! I look forward to frequent revisits here.
Well, Le Clown appears to have very good taste, so I knew you would be worth checking out. Thanks for coming over! I’ll do my best not to disappoint.
Cheers!
Who doesn’t love paleontology and muffins?
Only idiots. 😉
Hah, I love Alice’s ‘resume’! She sounds like such a little character!
Thank you! And she most certainly is a character. She keeps me on my toes.
Hi…I wanted to let you know I like your blog and have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog award. No worries if you don’t like participating in awards. Thank you!
http://dontquotelily.wordpress.com/2012/07/18/you-are-all-so-lovely/
Oh, shucks. Thank you! I am so glad you enjoy our ridiculous life.
Can i nominate Alice for the ‘Other People Also Think I Am Awesome’ Award?
P.S. The mama and papa should be commended on their good taste in naming Alice, they should in no way believe that the author is biased just because she shares the same name.
Um, you want to flatter me and my child? Yes, please. Can you come back tomorrow and do it again? 😉
p.s. You are so lucky. Alice is the best damn name ever. I am jealous that you get to be a grown-up Alice…
I have nominated you for the versatile blogger award. Follow the link and get the details.
http://jennessjohnston78.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/versatile-blogger-award-nomination/
Jenness
Thanks eversomuch! So glad you like the book of alice.
Genius!
She is, isn’t she? 😉
Just hilarious. Her. and your writing.
Well, shucks! Thanks Fifty Two. She is a darned funny gal.
Awesome! Dinosaurs!
Also, community involvement made me chuckle.
Tee hee. Me too.
I wish I knew this kid. She sounds wonderful!
She’s pretty unreal. I love the crap out of her!