“I wish there was a robot horse and you could feed it corn on the cob. And on the inside, it would get butter and salt. And when it came out, it wouldn’t be poop, you would just eat it!”

– The Kidling

March 13, 2014

About The Mamahttp://kidlingville.comProfessional talker, editor, emailer, problem solver, adjunct lecturer, blogger, and mother to the brilliantly absurd Kidling.

15 thoughts on “ew.

  1. This gal is a genius. I thought that was going to end up with popcorn, but I would take buttered and salted corn on the cob too.

  2. I can already see the infomercial for it… “Everyone loves corn on the cob, but are you tired of getting butter all over your arms and legs? Salt getting in your eyes? You need The Corn Horse! Transform regular corn on the cob into buttered and salted corn on the cob. And thanks to the Corn Horse, kids LOVE to eat their vegetables. But wait, if you order right now, we’ll not only send you the Corn Horse, but we’ll include the Broccoli Penguin absolutely free. If you’re not completely satisfied, just return the Corn Horse within 90 days for a full refund. You can keep the Broccoli Penguin, as our gift to you!”

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