As The Kidling flushed her, um, number two down the toilet this evening, she had a moment of empathy for some of the earth’s aquatic creatures:
“I bet the fish don’t like their poopy pond. I bet the fish don’t like their poopy and pee-y pond. It’s like an obstacle course!”
That’s right. A sh*tstacle course. Not to be confused with the canine delicacy, the sh*tcicle.