sh*tstacles

As The Kidling flushed her, um, number two down the toilet this evening, she had a moment of empathy for some of the earth’s aquatic creatures:

“I bet the fish don’t like their poopy pond. I bet the fish don’t like their poopy and pee-y pond. It’s like an obstacle course!”

That’s right. A sh*tstacle course. Not to be confused with the canine delicacy, the sh*tcicle.

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