food chain

An ordinary day, ordinary conversation, when…

Alice: Is Margot an omnivore, or a herbivore?

The Mama: An omnivore. She eats plants, and her kibble is made out of fish.

Alice: (eyes lighting up) Oh, I see! That’s why she eats toilet paper! She’s an omnivore, and toilet paper is made from tree tops! She’s an omnivore in the food chain!

I can’t much argue with that, can I?

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