An ordinary day, ordinary conversation, when…
Alice: Is Margot an omnivore, or a herbivore?
The Mama: An omnivore. She eats plants, and her kibble is made out of fish.
Alice: (eyes lighting up) Oh, I see! That’s why she eats toilet paper! She’s an omnivore, and toilet paper is made from tree tops! She’s an omnivore in the food chain!
I can’t much argue with that, can I?