The Kidling came home from pre-school early this week complaining of a pain in her foot. For all of her kvetching about the terrible name of this ailment, she sure did like to say it: plantar warthog. Oh yes, The Kidling earnestly informed us that her teacher informed her that the funny looking thing on the bottom of her foot was one of two things:
- A blister, or
- A plantar warthog.
That’s right. Warthog.
At long last, another entry for The Dictionary:
Plan-tar Wart-hog: noun. A wart caused by a virus located on the underside of the foot. Plantar Wart + Warthog