phantom itch

“I have an itchy bum. I have an itchy bum, but there’s no mosquito bites, it’s just itchy.  There’s no mosquito bites because I bet the mosquitoes think they’d get stuck in there. They think they’d get stuck in my bum. Or in my vagina.”

-Alice Munchkin Kidling

November 8, 2012

 

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8 thoughts on “phantom itch

  1. Oh dear, what an awful thought!

    One day I caught Cody with his hands down his pants so I asked him what in the world he was doing. He looked at me and calmly replied to me that he “had an itchy bladder.” Who can argue with that?

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