When one takes the plunge and decides to procreate, there are certain things one anticipates saying at some point in the near future. “Don’t pick your nose” almost certainly tops that list for the vast majority of breeders. Less expected utterings from The Mama have included:
“Don’t bite your toenails!”
“No, let me wipe your butt.”
“Don’t lose your underwear.”
“Leave your labia alone.”
I sense another post of this title in the not-so-distant future.