an exit strategy

I confess that I am at a loss for how to start this one. The only thing I have for you is this: sometimes I prioritize humor over my personal dignity. With sincerest apologies, I offer today’s story:

Alice was in the mini-room when The Mama was… ahem… tending to her business. Not the stink-neutral variety of business, if you know what I mean. When the… ahem… fragrance hit The Kidling, ย The Kidling hit the deck. On her way out of the bathroom, she said, “I know how to escape! Stay low and don’t smell.”

Wiser words were never spoken.

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About The Mamahttp://kidlingville.comProfessional talker, editor, emailer, problem solver, adjunct lecturer, blogger, and mother to the brilliantly absurd Kidling.

16 thoughts on “an exit strategy

    • I would love to be a fly on the wall at her school ANY day. I wonder if she tells them stories peppered with multisyllabic words and they respond by looking at her as though she has two heads. I wonder if she hits them and steals their toys. I wonder if she remembers to say “please” and “thank you.” I wonder if she really wipes her bottom as well as she is supposed to.

      But I don’t wonder whether I will ever stop wondering. Because I know the answer to that.

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