I confess that I am at a loss for how to start this one. The only thing I have for you is this: sometimes I prioritize humor over my personal dignity. With sincerest apologies, I offer today’s story:
Alice was in the mini-room when The Mama was… ahem… tending to her business. Not the stink-neutral variety of business, if you know what I mean. When the… ahem… fragrance hit The Kidling, The Kidling hit the deck. On her way out of the bathroom, she said, “I know how to escape! Stay low and don’t smell.”
Wiser words were never spoken.