thursday morning gross-out

“I just passed a soft toot.* That means I have to go to the bathroom.”

-Alice Munchkin Kidling

October 21, 2012

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* Known vernacularly as a shart. I know. I am a horrible human being and Alice will refuse to clean the drool off my chin in old age as a direct result of this post.

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8 thoughts on “thursday morning gross-out

  1. LOL! My kids like to say, “Just gas. It’s just gas.” And sometimes they argue about whose gas it was. I feel like a teenager embarrassed by my parents when these conversations happen loudly in public places.

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