By now, you have probably figured out that my child is a damn genius. Yeah, yeah, I’m sure your kid is smart, too. Mine is just smarter. Sorry. Some things are inarguable.
Late last week, The Kidling inquired about her hand. This brilliant child o’ mine was curious about her digits, and asked “How come this one (points to her thumb) is different from all the other fingers?”
Evolution, baby. And you are the future.