the hotline

“If you need help, just call 1-2-3-ape-D-E and ask for Girl Superhero Kitty to come help. I’ve got a mask and a cape and everything.”

-Alice Munchkin Kidling, er, I mean Girl Superhero Kitty

August 26, 2012

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13 thoughts on “the hotline

    • Oh no! Unfortunately, Girl Superhero Kitty doesn’t do extractions. I asked her what you should do, and she said you might need to call your pediatrician.

      Sorry. Even superheroes have their limits, I guess.

      • Evalyn is doing well. I returned from a week in Canada and she said to me, “Now all that needs to happen is I will go back to school and things will be back to normal.” So yeah, she’s doing well. Baby is an 11 week old boy named Max. Adjustment on all ends is taking place and Brooke and I sometimes wish we’d raised kids in our 20s instead of our 30s.

        • Congratulations! Max is a darling name. How is he doing? They say the first few weeks are rough, but I am certain Evalyn will be amazing to him.

          I hear you on the energy bit. But I for one would have been a terrible parent in my 20s. You and Brooke probably had your heads screwed on straight at a much younger age.

          p.s. I adore Evalyn, and want her to be BFFs with Alice. Just saying…

  1. I’m calling this tomorrow. Because I have a toddler and two cats who are going to be in dire need of some excitement, and I suspect that Girl Superhero Kitty with her mask and cape are just the thing to spice things up.

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