Did you know The Mama has a filter? Seriously. I do. I swear to it. It is called the She’ll-Be-Pissed-When-She-Grows-Up-o-Meter. It has a damn low threshold, but it exists, and it occasionally filters really, really hilarious stories. Which sucks.
When it goes off, it sounds like this:
Also, thank goodness for the people who post these. I mean really. What would a blogging Mama do without YouTube?