Alice is four years old. Four and a half, really. Okay, technically, she is closer to five at this point, but not close enough to round up. All this is to say that she is toilet trained, and has been for a very long time. Which is why this little episode was such a surprise. Enjoy:
Alice: (hops on toilet) I have to pee! I don’t have pants or undies or anything to pee in, so I peed on the floor.
The Mama: (freezes) Really?
Alice: Yes, I peed on my rug. Let me show you.
(finishes up on the toilet, washes her hands, then escorts her still-shocked mother to her bedroom)
Alice: (pointing to the world’s smallest drop of urine) Don’t you see that little glitter? That’s my pee!
Kids really need to come with warning labels. Something like this: