Her response did not disappoint. Of course it didn’t. Alice never disappoints:
Alice: Powers that will trap the bad guys!
Climb up and get in the middle of that tree!
I wish I could carry a whole house with you two in it. And all those things.
I wish I could carry Margot!
I wish I could attack giants.
And I want to be Spiderman!
And I can see eggs. And I love eggs. But I didn’t eat them. I just carried them so the meat-eater babies and the kids– So the meat-eater babies, and the kids, and the grandpas and grandmas can all stay alive!
The Mama: Any others?
Alice: Those are the only ones. And I can lock bad people up.
* Kathy, by the way, is hilarious. You have to read this post. Really. But be forewarned: you should read it when your boss is at lunch, because you won’t be able to control your giggles.