excuses

Alice is having an awfully difficult time keep her right index finger out of her nostrils. Yep. I’ve got myself a nose-picker. I’ve heard the standard excuse, “I’m just itchin’ it!” more times than I could count. There was a new one earlier this month. I told her to stop picking her nose, and she replied,

“I’m just moving a booger.”

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5 thoughts on “excuses

    • I know! I thought to myself, “Move it where, little one? To your mouth?” Oh yes. She also eats them. This is the one issue about which I have allowed myself to blatantly lie. I tell her they will upset her tummy and make her sick.

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