So, I just realized I am getting conned. Since Alice turned four (yesterday), she has been insisting on four of everything. At bedtime, that means:
- four hugs
- four kisses
- four smooches
- four mooches
Upon telling The Dad about this a moment ago, it occurred to me* that she is actually getting four hugs and twelve kisses. That is one clever little booger. Perhaps she’ll run for Senate some day…
* The whole truth is that it did not occur to me at all. It occured to The Dada. Who informed me that I was being conned. But that sentence just doesn’t read as well with all of that information now, does it?