chomp

September 2010, 2 3/4 years old

Caution: Adult language

One night I told Alice she couldn’t sit the counter while I was cooking. What did she do? Bit my ass! Seriously! The scene:

Alice: I want to sit on the counter and watch.

Me: No Sweetheart.

Alice: (cries, tries to climb up)

Me: Not now. It isn’t safe.

Alice: (chomp)

Me:  (thinks: Is she biting my ass? … Is she STILL biting my ass?)

Alice: (releases fangs)

Me: Time out!

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