September 2010, 2 3/4 years old
Caution: Adult language
One night I told Alice she couldn’t sit the counter while I was cooking. What did she do? Bit my ass! Seriously! The scene:
Alice: I want to sit on the counter and watch.
Me: No Sweetheart.
Alice: (cries, tries to climb up)
Me: Not now. It isn’t safe.
Me: (thinks: Is she biting my ass? … Is she STILL biting my ass?)
Alice: (releases fangs)
Me: Time out!