exit strategy

At this evening’s Hawkeye basketball game, Alice:

  1. Dropped her pom pon the row behind her; then
  2. Kicked the gentleman in the row ahead of her numerous times whilst attempting to pick up said pom pon; and next
  3. Shook the pom pon in the face of two different gentlemen in the row ahead; before finally
  4. Passing gas. Stinky gas.

Time for the family to exit the arena, no?

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2 thoughts on “exit strategy

  1. 3 questions: Was the gentleman in front of you upset?
    Were the gentlemen who had the pom pon exposure upset?
    What did Alice say when you decided to leave? I’m sure she was curious!!!

    She definitely keeps life interesting!!!!!

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