At this evening’s Hawkeye basketball game, Alice:
- Dropped her pom pon the row behind her; then
- Kicked the gentleman in the row ahead of her numerous times whilst attempting to pick up said pom pon; and next
- Shook the pom pon in the face of two different gentlemen in the row ahead; before finally
- Passing gas. Stinky gas.
Time for the family to exit the arena, no?